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Framingham resident Jeff O’Malley is fed up with how the Red Sox have been playing lately. On Tuesday afternoon he took action, calling up WEEI’s poplular Big Show with Glen Ordway. “I think the Sox could really help themselves out with the right kind of move”, said O’Malley. Continue Reading

2005 American League Cy Young award winner Bartolo Colon is trying to make a comeback this year. After two injury-plagued seasons, Colon signed a minor league contract with the Sox; hoping to land a starting gig in 2008. Unfortunately Bartolo will forever be know for the sophomoric headlines featuring his name; including gems like “Cubs Pound Colon”, “Royals to Get a Taste of Angels’ Colon” and “Colon Stinks in Angels Loss”. Continue Reading

Jacoby Ellsbury’s World Series heroics ensured that 650,000 unemployed people and college students were treated to free Tacos at Taco Bell. That culinary legacy is in jeopardy. Continue Reading

Sal Fasano congratulated the 2007 Boston Red Sox for their World Series victory last night on Philadelphia local news Channel 5. The praise, much like the journeyman catcher’s career, went largely unnoticed. Continue Reading

During the 7th inning of an exciting playoff baseball game, Scott Boras announced that Alex Rodgriguez had decided to opt out of his Yankee contract. I can’t think of a more important sporting news item from Yesterday, and I’m sure we all appreciate the tactful timing of this story.

BOSTON, MA - The Colorado Rockies dazzled the nation last week, completing a historic 20-for-21 stretch that is still boggling minds. The players, however, insist that all accolades be put aside and that focus remain fixed on the task at hand - the Boston Red Sox. Continue Reading

There was cause for celebration at Fenway Park, as Daisuke Matsuzaka and his teammates celebrated the rookie’s five-inning outing. “This is a great and honorable achievement,” Matsuzaka said through his personal translator. “I look to maybe pitching six innings soon!” Continue Reading

In a startling, but somewhat expected move, God has announced plans to continue working throughout the weekend. The Lord, who greatly aided the Colorado Rockies to reaching the World Series for the first time in franchise history, was forced back to the job-site via strong prayer. Continue Reading

Curt Schilling resorted to casting a “magical spell” on his baseball after giving up a three-run home run to Jhonny Peralta in Saturday night’s ALCS matchup. The spell, known as “Intoxicating Fury,” is a detrimental type spell cast on single players in the online RPG EverQuest. Continue Reading