The Red Sox Ticket

Varitek Runs Out of Continues, Still Can’t Make it to M.Bison

Kevin Fowler — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:59:25 +0000

FutureSox: Reese Havens

Jay Piques — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:06:10 +0000

You may ask, “How can I make a profile on a guy that hasn’t been drafted yet? Especially in a draft that is as unpredictable as baseball and for a team that has 29 picks before theirs?” Well stop asking such long questions and hear me out. It’s going to happen and not because making reckless predictions are fun, but because it simply will. (more…)

The Twice-Forgotten Arm

Jay Piques — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:05:27 +0000

Psst. In case you have not noticed there is a Sox farmhand that is tearing through AA hitters, and it is not the guy who just threw a no-hitter against the Royals. It is Illinois’ own Michael Bowden. And that’s certainly not a knock on Mr. Masterson even given his recent struggles in Portland, it’s simply that Bowden has been that good. (more…)

Area Man Suggests Trade to Fix Sox Struggles

Kevin Fowler — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:01:02 +0000

Framingham resident Jeff O’Malley is fed up with how the Red Sox have been playing lately. On Tuesday afternoon he took action, calling up WEEI’s poplular Big Show with Glen Ordway. “I think the Sox could really help themselves out with the right kind of move”, said O’Malley. (more…)

The Red Sox’ Shirtzee Promiscuity

Kevin Fowler — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:00:07 +0000

The Boston Red Sox marketing machine allows the team to have more players with shirtzees (player name and number shirts) than any other in the majors. Bryan Corey aside, every Sox player that appeared in the Japan Opening Series has a licensed shirt with their name and number available at the team store. (more…)

Royce Clayton to return to Sox as Promotional Advisor

Kevin Fowler — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:34:30 +0000

Royce Clayton to return to Sox as Promotional Advisor

Pedroia Immortalized by Tie-In Salsa

Kevin Fowler — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:00:10 +0000

2007 AL Rookie of the Year Dustin Pedroia has been given the greatest honor you can bestow to a professional athlete - the official tie-in foodstuff. Following in the footsteps of Pedro Martinez and David Ortiz, Pedroia’s Premium Black Bean and Corn Salsa will hit store shelves by opening day. (more…)

Red Sox Nation Prepares for Season of Toilet Humor Headlines

Kevin Fowler — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:03:29 +0000

2005 American League Cy Young award winner Bartolo Colon is trying to make a comeback this year. After two injury-plagued seasons, Colon signed a minor league contract with the Sox; hoping to land a starting gig in 2008. Unfortunately Bartolo will forever be know for the sophomoric headlines featuring his name; including gems like “Cubs Pound Colon”, “Royals to Get a Taste of Angels’ Colon” and “Colon Stinks in Angels Loss”. (more…)

Is the Santana Deal Good to Go?

Kevin Fowler — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:09:02 +0000

Jacoby Ellsbury’s World Series heroics ensured that 650,000 unemployed people and college students were treated to free Tacos at Taco Bell. That culinary legacy is in jeopardy. (more…)

Sal Fasano Congratulates ‘07 Sox

Matthew Sisto — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:51:29 +0000

Sal Fasano congratulated the 2007 Boston Red Sox for their World Series victory last night on Philadelphia local news Channel 5. The praise, much like the journeyman catcher’s career, went largely unnoticed. (more…)